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January 12, 2007

Friday Caption Contest

From Asharq Al-Awsat: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice discusses U. S. policy in Iraq while testifying on Capitol Hill in Washington, Jan. 11, 2007 before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

Hmm, what do you think our dear Condi is saying?

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Posted by eerie at January 12, 2007 10:25 AM
Filed Under: Foreign Policy & MENA

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Please believe me!!! Please believe me!!!

Note - should be read with the voice of Dave Chappelle in mind... :)

Posted by: eponymous at January 12, 2007 11:23 AM

"I am become Shiva, destroyer of worlds."

Posted by: Yuri Guri at January 12, 2007 12:16 PM

"Man, you shoulda seen Anna Nicole Smith at that State Department reception three years ago!"

Posted by: mcrh at January 12, 2007 12:43 PM

We got Saddam by the balls.

Posted by: Shaheen [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 02:04 PM

for me to poop on

Posted by: condi at January 12, 2007 02:06 PM

I could crush Laura with my bare hands!

Posted by: sanaa at January 12, 2007 02:53 PM

Note - should be read with the voice of Dave Chappelle in mind... :)

Hah, made me think of Chapelle as a crack dealer testifying before a panel and saying "I plead the Fif! Eff-Eye-Eff, Fiiiiiiif!"

Posted by: eerie at January 12, 2007 04:47 PM

Caption blithering. Bah.

Well, at least Yuri has an appropriate response.

Posted by: The Lounsbury at January 12, 2007 07:23 PM

"I had my nails done for you, Col--I do it *all* for you--and what thanks do I get? Bloody whinging ingrate."

Posted by: blue92 at January 13, 2007 01:45 AM

We don' have a plan, but we got beeeg cojones, we show those Persian sons of bitches what for.


(why I imagine her talking like a Mexican hoodlum I don't know)

Posted by: waterboy at January 13, 2007 06:16 AM

The hardest part of being Secretary of Defense is trying to explain reality to a gelded boss. When his concentration drifts, I am unable to pull it back into focus using the methods which had in the past been eminently effective.

Posted by: PseudoCyAnts [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 09:04 AM

"She had enormous breasts, the size of watermelons. All I wanted to do was squeeze 'em."

Sorry about all the graphic filth!

Posted by: Danu at January 13, 2007 01:55 PM

I just caught a bit of Full Metal Jacket and its rock'n'roll soundtrack, so wondered what music an Iraqi version might use. My friend suggested Oops, I did it again. Ha!

Posted by: Klaus [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 16, 2007 07:35 PM

It's really itchy!

Posted by: eden at January 22, 2007 04:33 AM

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